Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A:Gets jalapeno business! Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine! Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish." Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"! Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she will Let it go.